Secret Shame
Movies Without Pity Awards
What movie are you most ashamed you paid to see (Chipwrecked? The Hangover 2?), and who had the most promising directorial debut?Coupled Up
Playing Cupid with Favorite Characters
They might not have much to talk about, but 30 Rock's Kenneth and The Office's Erin would have a lovely uncomplicated romance.Name and Number
Trivia Without Pity
On Lost, what is Hurley's full name? Test your TV and movie knowledge.Take Me to the River
'The River': Ghosts on the Water
The creepy new show The River premiered last night, and they already freaked us out with disturbing dolls.Smash and Grab
Smash: Other Shows It Reminds Us Of
People are comparing Smash to Glee but it has more in common with The Starter Wife, Studio 60 and South Park.Serial Killers
Reimagining Serial Shows As Procedurals
Pretty Little Liars would be a Scooby-Doo style mystery, where they'd chased down a new masked stalker every week.Recaps of TV Shows, Reviews, Weecaps, Recaplets and More
Project Runway
Muses Without Shoeses
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The designers have to find muses and then take their clothes, creating a dip in the number of people who would like to be muses.
Read MoreGrey's Anatomy
It Always Ends with Tequila
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If we were in Opposite Land, where Ellis was alive, Richard was Meredith's father, and Mere was a generally happy person, would the day still end with her doing tequila shots and picking up Derek in a bar? Well, wonder no more.
Read MoreHouse
Results-Oriented Thinking
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A chemistry teacher collapsed while jogging, and that somehow results in Chase getting stabbed. Who's to blame? Was it...YOU?
Read MoreAlcatraz
Keep Your Guard Up
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One of the old guards from Alcatraz shows up and he's looking for Tommy Madsen. Revelations ensue.
Read MoreThe River
Welcome To Dollywood
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Haunted dolls, abandonment issues and a very naughty dragonfly.
Read MoreBiggest Loser
Adriaaaaaaaaaan!
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The Red Team has to go for a week without Dolvett, and Adrian heeds exactly no advice about shutting his trap.
Read MoreThe River
No Me Gusta Ghost Friend
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Tess Cole sets out to find her dead wizard husband, with their grumpy son and a camera crew in tow.
Read MoreGlee
Livin' La Vida Lima
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Will realizes he pretty much sucks as a Spanish teacher and transfers to the History department. Ricky Martin ensues. ¡Arriba!
Read MoreRinger
Trying To Get The Feeling, Again
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Juliet's mom visits. Bridget calls Tyler. Shiv meets up with Henry. I...don't care.
Read MorePretty Little Liars
Bad Boys & Mean Girls
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A school-wide Truth Up lock-in reveals a few answers and many hidden talents.
Read MoreLying Game
Tour de Horse
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Ethan and Emma take refuge at his father's house, where more of Ethan's miserable upbringing is spelled out. Justin and Laurel begin to drift apart while Alec and Rebeccannie come together. Ahem.
Read MoreTop Chef
I Know You Are, But What Am I?
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The cheftestants have to compete in a pointless Amazing Race-type challenge and I wish they would just let them cook some food.
Read MoreLuck
"Back to You, Bob"
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Ace and Walter explain their respective deals, basically, while Dawson Leery's mom does some rather surprising activities.
Read MoreSmash
After Much Consideration, We Will Let You Be Our Star
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Welcome to Smash. Bitches be singin'.
Read MoreHow I Met Your Mother
The Bees Are Alive With the Sound of Gouda
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It's a farce to forget as Lily and Marshall's housewarming party goes horribly wrong.
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