Shut Up, Maile

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I Hate You Guys So Much

Ana Maria: Well, do you mean all of us or just Shoshana?
Maile: With all of you...
Ivette: That's a real nice attitude, Maile!

Maile: Oh, be honest, Ivette...if Shoshana came walking up to you in the hall on Monday, what would you do? I mean picture this, you're there with all the sluts. I know exactly what you'd do, you'd say hi to her and when she left you'd cut her all up so your friends wouldn't think you really liked her!
Ivette: No way!
Ana Maria: 'Kay, what if I came up to you?
Maile: Same exact thing!
Pamie: [furious and screaming at Maile] You are a bitch!
Maile: Why? 'Cause I'm telling the truth, that makes me a bitch?
Pamie: No! 'Cause you know how shitty that is to do to someone! And you don't have the balls to stand up to your friends and tell 'em that you're gonna like who you wanna like!
Maile: Okay, what about you, you hypocrite? Why don't you take Ana Maria to one of your fancypants Hollywood parties? Or take Shoshana out to your porch at lunch to get high? What about Ivette for that matter, what about me? What would your friends say if we were walking down the hall together? They'd laugh their asses off and you'd probably tell them you were doing it with me so they'd forgive you for being seen with me.
Pamie: [furious once again] Don't you ever talk about my friends! You don't know any of my friends, you don't look at any of my friends, and you certainly wouldn't condescend to speak to any of my friends, so you just stick to the things you know: screeching, whining, complaining, your "record contract" and your poor-rich-drunk mother in the Caribbean!
Maile: [furious and sobbing] Shut up!
Pamie: And as far as being concerned about what's gonna happen when you and I walk down the hallways at school, you can forget it! 'Cause it's never gonna happen! Just bury your head in the sand...and wait for your fuckin' prom!
Maile: I hate you!
Pamie: Yeah? Good!

There is silence until Shoshana speaks.

Shoshana: Then I assume Pamie and I are better people than you guys, huh? Us weirdos...[to PAMIE] Do you, would you do that to me?
Pamie: I don't have any friends...
Shoshana: Well if you did?
Pamie: No...I don't think the kind of friends I'd have would mind...

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