Sars: "The camera panned around him to show his face, at which time he twinkled inscrutably."
Deborah: "The happy boy-gets-his-dog-back music turns foreboding as the camera swings around so we can look at Baldy's flinty stare and icy eyes."
Next on Lost, according to Jacob: "That hot chick is creepy and that fat dude is fat. And the orange guy is creepy, but not creepy enough, until sweeps. And somehow we shave our faces, but not enough that we don't look like we're stuck on a deserted island."