What’s Your Damage, Heather?

Episode Report Card
admin: A+ | 6 USERS: B-
Blood In/Blood Out/La-La-La

Ginny: "I guess you're gonna cockblock me on this. But still, it's nice to be free to date guys. That aren't gay, I mean."
Boo: "Have fun with that, you complete fuckface. I love you."
Ginny: "Thanks! You too!"

I wish Boo would do a mean sexy dance about this. I wish that happened every week. I wish it was on every show, just regulation Mean Sexy Dance Time. Like, the Obesity equivalent to NBC's Green Week. But a little moment dealing with any of this shit that just happened would be cool too, I mean...

...Oh, and now the episode is over. Okay, see you guys. See you Bunheads later, I guess. It's been fun, as usual. Watching you do your Bunhead thing. Wondering what it's like to live in a world where you never know what's going to happen next, or why.


Fanny gets laid, and Michelle ends up in a guy's house, not the rich guy's house but Digger's house. Sasha does a happy dance with a very cute boy, but then something or something somewhere pisses her off. Boo is disconcerted, of course, by things probably that are actually pretty simple to deal with. Ginny cuts her hair, Sasha does crazy shit to hers, and Fanny throws either Michelle or Sasha the fuck out of her studio. In what order, what sequence of causation, do any of these things happen? I'm guessing we'll understand that just as well this time next week as we do right now, which is to say: This show is absolutely 100 percent exhausting.

JACOB CLIFTON is a freelance writer and critic based in Austin, Texas. He currently recaps Bunheads, Pretty Little Liars and True Blood for TWoP. Jacob can be found online at jacobclifton.com, on Twitter, and on Facebook. IRL work appears in BenBella's SmartPop series of anthologies, and novelette "The Commonplace Book" will appear on Tor.com in October 2012.

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