Toe Pick!

Dancing With the Stars

Kristi beat out the boys and is now the proud owner of the world's ugliest mirror ball trophy. We're sure it will look super next to her gold medal.

Bad Flashbacks

American Idol

Best season ever? Not even close. We've found the most heinous performances of the year by the supposedly awesome finalists.

Satan's Spawn

Reaper

Did the devil do it with Sam's mom? The rebel demons seem to think Sammy is evil incarnate.

Dream Big or Go Home

American Idol

The two Davids face off performing the treacly new songs written just for them. Simon declares Archie the winner, but since when has anybody listened to him?

If You Can't Stand the Heat

Hell's Kitchen

Jen goes over to the "guys" team and immediately makes enemies. No surprise there. And Gordon is disgusted that these people still can't get their act together.

We've Got a Secret!

Movies Without Pity

Want to know what really happened on the set of the new Indiana Jones flick? Check out our top secret diary.

Recaps, Weecaps, Recaplets and More

Lost

Lost

Adultery Education

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Everybody learns something this episode. Jack learns that his father was a cheating man-whore and that Claire is his half-sister. Hurley learns that he can't escape the numbers. Desmond learns what a package of C-4 looks like. And Locke finally learns that Ben never tells the truth.

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Supernatural

Supernatural

No Rest For The Wicked

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Hellhounds drag Dashing El Deano away until next season's premiere, and everyone is very sad indeed. Well, you know. Everyone save those of us still shrieking about those meat hooks at the end of the episode. "Eeeeeeeeeeeee!"

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Step It Up & Dance

Step It Up & Dance

Scent of a Returner

{ Recap }

Just remember-- what Nomi giveth, she can also taketh away.

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Grey's Anatomy

Grey's Anatomy

Crazytown

{ Recap }

Meredith fights with her therapist, Cristina goes on a cleaning spree, Ava imagines a pregnancy and a brain tumor patient thinks she's Cinderella.

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American Idol

American Idol

In Which Simon Messes With Your Head

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Two Davids, three songs, and a nation divided: which will have the honor of being crushed beneath the wheels of an antique and monstrous industry? America, you decide!

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Hell's Kitchen

Hell's Kitchen

Jen-uinely Annoying

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It's Critic's Night, which has almost nothing to do with the episode, in which Jen gets shouty and annoying.

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Dancing With The Stars

Dancing With The Stars

Gay, Straight, or Gute?

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After tons and tons (and tons) of filler, the champions are crowned.

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Reaper

Reaper

Demon Daze

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The growing brigade of rebel demons turns on Sam when the question of his paternity comes to the fore. And JBL hooks up with a Succubus.

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Mondo Extras

So Dan Thinks He Can Dance

So Dan Thinks He Can Dance

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Think you've got all the right moves? Well, you probably don't, but hotshot choreographer Dan Karaty does and he dishes the new season of the most awesome dance show on television, So You Think You Can Dance.

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Top Chef

Top Chef

It's A Sabotage!

{ Recap }

After trying to seduce mighty fine Sam Talbot with their sexy salads, the crew has to make healthy and substantial boxed lunches for Chicago cops. Spike uses his advantage to thwart the competition, but only cheats himself in the end. A phantom burner turner undermines Lisa, and she returns the favor by calling out Andrew for his whole-grain fakery.

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America's Next Top Model

America's Next Top Model

My Heart Belongs to Fatty

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Three become one as Tyra and Co. pare down the remaining contestants via the annual Cover Girl ad and an actual, honest-to-God fashion show. In your skinny bitches’ faces!

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House

House

House of the Dead

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The season finale careens to a bloody end as a wounded House tries to keep his mouth -- and his injuries -- in check to save a friend.

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How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother

We Got Renewed? Miracle!

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The gang ponders the mysteries of miracles, fate and love as Ted is involved in a car accident that changes his life. Also, somebody pops the question. Yes, the question.

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Bachelorette

Bachelorette

Did I Shave My Chest for This?

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DeAnna Pappas is so over Brad, you can tell, because he’s only talked about during ninety percent of the episode, instead of a hundred percent.

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Dancing With The Stars

Dancing With The Stars

Dancing on the Ceiling

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A group cha cha cha and a solo freestyle are all the remaining couples have left to prove to the judges and the audience that they deserve to win.

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