The rest of the team at Vallery Irons Protection consisted of Tasha (a former spy/model), Nikki (the explosions expert), Quick (a boxer and quipster), Kay (the nerdy one with glasses), Johnny Loh (kung fu) and Vallery Irons (Pam, whose contribution was being hot, and was well-known for saving someone's life on accident once). Basically they'd all dress up in sexy outfits and go on ridiculous adventures, saving the rich and famous from assassins along the way. It was one of my favorite shows when I was in high school, and surprisingly, it actually still holds up as silly summer fun, even though I'm elderly now. It might make you stupider, but the upside is that it will also make you entertained. I don't know about you, but that's a cost/benefit ratio I can live with.

Hulu has a bunch of episodes, but I'm embedding this one because it features Pauly Shore. You're welcome. Oh, and Udo Kier! You're welcome for real this time.