Today in the annals of glorious syndicated camp, we remember VIP, the show about a crack security team with Pamela Anderson for a figurehead. The acting was terrible, and the scripts were even worse -- it was heaven! Pammy basically played herself with a gun, and the show was full of frequent self-aware jabs at her celebrity persona, because she actually used to be pretty awesome back in the day. I know, I know, it's hard to remember that far back. But it happened! And it was great television.