Freestyle!: Dancing With The Stars brings you an hour of final performances before tomorrow nights Osmond-stravaganza. Tonight's freestyle could bring the delights of Drew and Cheryl's cowboy dance, or it could be Stacy and Tony with that horrible disco thing. What will happen? You'll have to wait and see. (ABC, 8 PM)

Barney, You're In: On a new How I Met Your Mother, Barney parties down with Heidi Klum and some other Victoria's Secret girls, and if the commercials don't lie, he's having a little trouble making the magic happen. Never happen, NPH! (CBS, 8 PM)

Let's See Him Already: Bryce finally shows up on a new Chuck, and boy, is he...undoubtedly not as exciting as a plot element as you're hoping. (NBC, 8 PM)

Hey, It's That Date-able Guy!: Eddie Cibrian is Sam's new maybe-beau on a new Samantha Who?, but really, we want to see more doorman. Door-man! Door-man! Door-man! (ABC, 9 PM)

Wait, Isn't There Something About Black Oil?: There's the whole thing, and the virus, and time-traveling, and it's like all these people have all these special abilities or something. You know that show? With the girl who got arrested for playing with some dude's dolphins or something? You know? The show about the Heroes? (NBC, 9 PM)

We'll catch you tomorrow with more of the usual rerun-scouring, oddity-locating, crazypants picks; we hope you had a safe and rerun-avoidant holiday.