Time For A Test Run: If your Turkey Day meal plan isn't 100 percent yet, Rachael Ray's Thanksgiving in 60 can help. (Food Network, 2 PM)

"I Don't Choose Val": As we slog through the obnoxious late-college era of 90210, Kelly punts Val from Casa Walsh, and Donna contemplates Doing It with David.  (Soapnet, 3 PM)

I Don't Think You're Ready For This (Cranberry) Jelly: Okay, it has nothing to do with Thanksgiving, but this is what happens when Miss Alli leaves town for the holidays and the weakest headline writer on the editorial board has to do the picks on four hours' sleep.  I am sorry, you guys.  Truly.  Anyhow: Tyra goes on tour with Beyonce on The Tyra Banks Show.  (local/syndication)

Police Academy XVI: Oops: Steve Guttenberg guests on Law & Order: CI. (USA, 6 PM)

A Primetime Feast: Argued breast-side-down for an hour with your mother-in-law, eh?  By watching new episodes together, you can let the healing begin -- or simmer silently while Mom II is wondering what Xander's doing on Criminal Minds.  Most shows air new material tonight, including Kid Nation (another showdown with Taylor), Private Practice (Naomi and Sam visit a convent, thereby filling TV's November quota for chastity-belt jokes), America's Next Top Model (wire work), Project Runway (fashion icon!), and Real World Sydney (Parisa, while technically in the right, scuttles any sympathy we may have felt for her by acting overly superior -- this isn't in the program guide, but I'm not wrong).