It's New Year's Day, and much as I love you guys, it's time to pass the buck to a gentleman librarian who's already compiled every TV marathon airing today.  He's as awesome as I am lazy, which is to say, he's extremely awesome.

And don't forget there's new stuff on in primetime -- SVU's airing an episode, anyway.

Happy New Year.  And...try exercising.  Sweating clears the toxins.  Trust me.