You Want To Be On Blah Blah Blah: We're not telling you how to live, but you could do worse than the endless Top Model marathons VH1 is running while trying to promote the new Scott Baio trashola. (VH1, eternally)

Dear: M*A*S*H runs a couple of letters from home today, including Colonel Potter's "Dear Mildred" and B.J.'s "Dear Peggy." Aw. (Hallmark, 5 PM/6:30 PM)

Ugh: I can't tell you how depressed I am to report that one of the few new things on TV tonight is Bob Saget's 1 vs. 100. Come back, writers! (NBC, 8 PM)

Yay!: In much better news, Friday Night Lights returns with a new episode (for now), and it's time to see how Riggins does living in the Taylor garage. (NBC, 9 PM)

"Worst" How?: Stacy and Clinton revisit some of their worst folks and best makeovers they've handled in a new What Not To Wear special. I feel like I've seen everything, but I'll probably DVR it anyway while I'm (have I mentioned?) watching Riggins and Coach Taylor. (TLC, 9 PM)