Shut Up, Haley Joel Osment: I hate Pay It Forward with the fire of a thousand suns. It's dumb, cloying, manipulative, and cynical. Leave it. (TBS, 2:30 PM)

Shut Up, Prom: In For One Night, Raven-Symone tries to desegregate the prom. Barf. (Lifetime, 3 PM)

Shut Up, Gloria: Jeremy London AND Sally Struthers? How can you resist the Hallmark Channel's efforts to make you watch What I Did For Love? (Hallmark, 7 PM)

Shut Up, Crazy Peanut People: If you missed the triumphant return of Jericho the other night -- and, let's face it, statistically, the odds suggest that you probably did -- there's a rerun tonight. You totally meant to watch it, I know. (CBS, 8 PM)

Shut Up, Kurt Russell's Hair: The best thing about Miracle, which is about the 1980 U.S. hockey team -- remember them? -- is Kurt Russell's hilarious hair. (ABC, 8 PM)

Shut Up, Yaya: ANTM's own Yaya stars in Racing For Time, a Lifetime movie about a program for troubled blah blah blah I bet she's still a nasty character. (Lifetime, 9 PM)