So how does the True Hollywood Story of John Stamos go, anyway? "First, General Hospital. Then, Uncle Jesse. Then he married a really hot lady who's married to that pretty Jerry O'Connell now." An hour, for this? (E!, 11 AM)

Truly, the 90210 reruns are in the Age Of Greatness (well...the Age Of Sarcastic "Greatness," at least), and today, Gabrielle Anwar as a figure skater! (SoapNet, 5 PM)

A new Lost, unsettlingly called "Eggtown," finds Kate on the horns of a dilemma. (ABC, 9 PM)

We finally get American Idol results, after four hours of performances, and two boys and two girls will go home. I'm guessing: Joanne Borgella, Amy Davis, Chikezie, and Garrett Haley. I will undoubtedly be proved wrong. (Fox, 8 PM)

Will there be more making out on Survivor? Will someone annoying go home? Will Joel and Kathy have the brawl we're all hoping for? Tonight's the night to find out. (CBS, 8 PM)

Something anti-magical happens when Apprentice contestants are matched with home-shopping presentations, and I suspect that tonight's episode of The Celebrity Apprentice will go similarly. Can we get rid of Omarosa already, for real? (NBC, 9 PM)

A new Supernatural will undoubtedly pale in comparison to last week, because it's unlikely that anybody will die multiple times. (CW, 9 PM)

On a new Eli Stone, the fallout from Eli and Taylor's breakup will undoubtedly be significant, and my guess is that Eli will see some things that aren't really there. Watch me go! (ABC, 10 PM)

Time for another new Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew. Will this be the week Jeff Conaway finally leaves already? Because seriously, enough threats, Kenicke. (VH1, 10 PM)

Bravo lets another one go on Make Me A Supermodel -- a show that will suffer even more, interest-wise, now that Tyra has come back. (Bravo, 10 PM)

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