I'm so sorry we missed a couple of days this week! I am bad. It's been a little hectic in the bullpen, so I hope you'll forgive me, and so forth. On to the wonderful business of saying rude things about television.

Aw, you know what's cute? Two Weeks Notice. Sic. (Oxygen, 7 PM)

Seriously, Fridays are so boring that I can see how the Price Is Right Million Dollar Spectacular did so well last week. If somebody wins a million bucks twice in a row, though, I'm calling shenanigans. (CBS, 8 PM)

As I've said, I find the premise of Amnesia, where they ask you things like "What was the color of your prom date's dress?", very amusing. Unfortunately, it was killed for me by the leaden presence of Dennis Miller, who is less well-suited to hosting a game show than he was to talking about football. But you might feel differently, and I repeat, I do think the idea is funny. (NBC, 8 PM)

One of the most realistically heartbreaking things that ever happened on M*A*S*H was the departure of Trapper, and the lost opportunity to say goodbye. Catch BJ's two-part arrival tonight. (TV Land, 8 PM/8:30 PM)

Tonight on What Not To Wear, the MO wears "cheap clothes that make her look like a thug." Not like the blurbologists are being judgmental or anything. (TLC, 9 PM)