I'm Not Asking You To Feel Good About It: In case you feel like wasting your entire day, there's a Bad Girls Club marathon for a solid twelve hours, followed by the newest episode at 10 PM. The festivities begin with the much-loved (by, uh...me) episode called "Pop Off!" (Oxygen, 10 AM)

The Cylons Were Created By Man...Remember?: Just in time for the impending new season, SciFi is finally airing a marathon of season 3 episodes of Battlestar Galactica. Pop in that Hendrix CD and enjoy. (SciFi, 8 AM)

Today's Marathon-Viewing Theme Is: Women who could kill you dead. Start with the classic crazy-bitch-in-a-band TV movie classic Friends 'Til The End (Lifetime Movie Network, 9:10 AM); then watch Angela Bassett on The View (along with Judy Greer, who could kick your ass in a more metaphorical way) (ABC, 11 AM); then it's Sigourney Weaver in Aliens (Encore, 11:40 AM), Gina Torres in Serenity (HBO, 10 AM), and Kathleen Turner on Law & Order (TNT, 3 PM).

He Brought It Back: Tonight's Scrubs rerun is the one where (among other, less important things) Turk changed his ringtone to N Sync's "Bye Bye Bye." It works out pretty well. (CC, 7 PM)

My Secret Shame: Okay, so I said I wasn't watching Big Brother -- and I wasn't! -- but after reading the recaps, I accidentally fell into an episode last week, and now I totally have to keep watching until they boot that Masshole Matt. Then I promise I'll be done again. (CBS, 9 PM)

Remember That Metaphorical Ass-Kicking? Judy Greer! In a starring role, for once! Miss Guided premieres tonight, after Dancing With The Stars. Hey, it worked for Christina Applegate in the fall, right?  (ABC, 10:30 PM)

Recommendation Of The Night: The Riches is so awesome, you guys. Its second season premiere is tonight, and the Malloys/Riches are on the run, hopefully with neighbor lady Nina (the awesome Margo Martindale) in tow. (FX, 10 PM)