American Idol enters a new phase tonight, as all 12 finalists perform. I don't know about you, but I've got my eye on that Archuleta kid. (Fox, 8 PM)

I'm not necessarily saying that there's any reason why you should watch Beauty And The Geek, but if you can think of a reason on your own, there's a new season starting tonight. Go geeks! (What? I like geeks.) (CW, 8 PM)

I'm so happy about the way Big Brother has progressed this season, in the sense that I have not seen more than about ten minutes of it. (CBS, 9 PM)

The peanutters will be celebrating this evening, as Jericho unveils another of its new episodes. Tonight, they're going up against D.B. Sweeney. You know what works for that? TOE PICK! (CBS, 10 PM)

If you know what's good for you, check out the second-season opener of MTV's hilarious Human Giant, which has a few surprises in store. I don't want to make any guesses, but based on what I've heard, you might find yourself whistling "Farmer In The Dell" a little bit. I've already said too much! (MTV, 11 PM)