Hey, so remember that show on FOX about the guy who couldn't remember who he was except that he was probably a secret government whatever-whatever? And in the lead was that incredibly terrible actor from Prison Break. Relive John Doe for yourselves this morning on the SciFi Channel! (SciFi, 8 AM)

Elizabeth Berkley is one of the guests this morning on The View. So long as Barbara Walters gets to ask all her Showgirls questions, I'll be fine. (ABC, 11 AM)

Today's Will & Grace rerun is the one where Jack finally meets Cher, then gets hair-flipped, Moonstruck-slapped, and told to get a life. Cher manages to make fun of herself with dignity as much as anyone else, so it's worth watching. (Lifetime, 11 AM)

Today's Seinfeld rerun is "The Pick," which is something of a misleading title since its most famous storyline isn't Jerry's perceived nose-picking moment, but rather Elaine's nipple-bearing Christmas card and the fate that befalls George when he asks why he never got one. (TBS, 5:30 PM)

You still need to be watching The Soup. How else are you going to know what Willard Scott's been up to all week? (E!, 10 PM)

The all-new Battlestar Galactica promises fallout from Natalie/Six's decision to liberate the Cylon Centurions. Seriously, who could have anticipated negative consequences to allowing giant metal robots to think for themselves? (SciFi, 10 PM)

I have only just now, after a second effort, begun watching episodes of Dirt, which is why I never recommended the second season finale when it originally aired last Sunday. But you can catch it tonight, just don't tell me anything. (FX, 11 PM)