Looks like Bravo is getting into the spirit of the nice weather by engaging in some Spring Cleaning, airing out their vault for a mini-marathon of Queer Eye For The Straight Guy (Bravo, 11:30 AM), followed by the long-forgotten Project Jay special. (Bravo, 3 PM) Can an afternoon of Twin Peaks reruns be far behind?

One of my very favorite films from one of my very favorite filmmakers, allow Dazed and Confused to start your weekend on the right foot. (Encore, 2:20 PM)

Today's 90210 featuresValerie's debut -- I never thought Tiffani-Amber Theissen got enough credit for keeping the show viable for as long as she did -- then Donna's ill-fated debutante ball. Remember? When Dylan showed up all drunk and put his dirty, alcoholic boots up on the white tablecloth. Somebody has to clean those! (SOAP, 5 PM)

Speaking of early-'90s Aaron Spelling guilty pleasures, today's Seinfeld -- "The Beard" -- is the one where Jerry takes a lie-detector test to prove he doesn't watch Melrose Place (he does). All that, plus Elaine throwing George's toupee out the window. Good stuff! (TBS, 5 PM)

Ready for some good, wholesome fun, like such as? NBC's got the Miss USA Pageant, for all you folks in The Iraq and elsewhere. (NBC, 9 PM)

I just this second saw an ad where Tanisha from The Bad Girls Club told me to watch The Soup on E! tonight or else I can "Pop off!" Hey, Tanisha, you don't have to tell me. (E!, 10 PM)

Finally, tonight's Battlestar Galactica episode is titled "Six of One," which means a whole lot of screen time for my favorite Cylon and yours. Wheeeeee! (SciFi, 10 PM)