Today's afternoon marathon on Bravo features The Biggest Loser, presumably as a ramp-up to this week's season finale. (Bravo, 12:30 PM)

While you wait patiently for WE to bring back the goddamn Felicity reruns already (!), you can tide yourself over with Keri Russell's guest spots on Scrubs from a couple seasons ago. But seriously, WE, I'm not playing around. (Comedy Central, 3 PM)

So even if you don't think reruns of The O.C. have anything to offer you personally, you have to at least entertain the notion of Ryan in his cage-fighting phase. Featuring that ugly Paul Walker dude from Never Back Down! (SOAP, 3 PM)

E! presents 20 Acts of Love Gone Wrong. Tell me you're not curious. (E!, 4 PM)

Tonight's Greek features an inter-frat prank war that puts Rusty and Calvin's friendship at risk. Yes, I watch Greek now. (ABC Family, 8 PM)

It's not Deadwood, but Timothy Olyphant showing up on tonight's Samantha Who? Is good enough for me. His head's still shaved from Hitman, which is kind of an ugly reminder of that movie's floppage, but maybe Sam's got some of that amnesia to spare. - (ABC, 9:30)

Tonight on The Hills...oh, I don't know. Spencer's sister acts suspiciously un-crazy while Whitney continues to excel under the tutelage of her totally scary boss? I'm guessing. (MTV, 10 PM)

After The Hills, you guys all have to do me a favor and stick around for The Paper. You haven't seen overly dramatic high schoolers until you've seen overly dramatic high schoolers who work on the school paper. Awesome. (MTV, 10:30 PM)