It's probably cruel to offer Ferris Beuller's Day Off just as your work week is beginning, but I guess the idea is that if you're home at 10:45 to watch this, you've already made some decisions about that anyway. (AMC, 10:45 AM)

Retarded Bimbo Alert! Kaley Cuoco, late of the final season of Charmed and currently on The Big Bang Theory, shows up on The View. The jokes about Sherri Shepherd and "The Big Bang Theory" tend to write themselves, so I invite you to take your best shot. (ABC, 11 AM)

On How I Met Your Mother, Barney must deal with the fallout from the makeout with Robin that closed last week's episode. Man, Ted better shut up, Barney and Robin are awesome together! (CBS, 8:30 PM)

I have a feeling this is about where I stop calling Michelle Trachtenberg "Dawn Summers." She shows up on Gossip Girl as the mysterious "G" who sent Serena all those vice-themed presents. The idea is that everybody has something to fear from her return to the Upper East Side. Except for us! (CW, 8 PM)

Looks like this week's Greek sees Rusty trying to pick up the dating scene again after his heartbreak at the hands of the dastardly Jen K. DAMN YOU, JEN K! WE THOUGHT YOU WERE SPECIAL! (ABC Family, 8:30 PM)

Okay, I'm going to try to remain calm and cool about this whole thing, but tonight's The Hills is the first time we'll have seen Stephen Colletti since Laguna Beach. I feel appropriately ashamed that I know his last name, but not more ashamed than for the fact that I am totally pulling for him and Lauren to get together. Come on you two kids! (MTV, 10 PM)