There's still time to check out George Clooney and John Krasinski on the Today show, then spend the next several hours squealing about it. (NBC, 7 AM)

Today's Battlestar Glactica marathon? season 3.0. That cheerfully chipper series of episodes that starts with the fleet in detention camps and ends with Lee and Kara beating the crap out of each other. Good stuff! (SciFi, 8 AM)

I have this friend who, every time one or both of us sees a crappy movie set in the Arctic, we'll reiterate the fact that we'd rather be watching John Carpenter's The Thing. It might seem a bit early in the day for a horror movie, but that's why you DVR it for later. (AMC, 10:30 AM)

The Melrose Place reruns on SoapNet have been mired in the hinterlands known as the later seasons, but today's episodes represent that show's last truly great and memorable moment: Sydney gets mowed down by a runaway car on her wedding day. Uh...SPOILER. (SOAP, 12 PM)

Speaking of later-seasons Melrose Place, Alyssa Milano guest stars on My Name Is Earl's first episode back from the strike. Of course, so does Paris Hilton, so... (NBC, 8 PM)

After a basketball-induced week off, Survivor returns with a merge and an injury...or so I believe I've gleaned from the previews. (CBS, 8 PM)

I don't know if you've noticed, but Eli Stone has gotten really, really good these last few weeks, and considering the previews for tonight's episode already had me emotional, I figure that streak to continue. (ABC, 10 PM)