MTV lays the groundwork for the new season of The Real World with a marathon of theme-appropriate True Life episodes, including "I'm In Anger Management," "I'm Jealous," "I'm A Southern Belle." (MTV, 11:30 AM)

Today's Sopranos rerun features one of my favorite episode titles of them all: "I Deam Of Jeannie Cusamano." (A&E, 4 PM)

It's Great Moments In TV History today as TBS airs the Seinfeld episode "The Contest," which was the moment the whole Seinfeld phenomenon broke into a gallop. (TBS, 5:30)

The plot description for tonight's America's Next Top Model promises passport trouble and a cocktail party. I'm sure it also features bitches arguing, don't worry. Oh, and isn't Lauren supposed to cut her finger off too? That'll work. (CW, 8 PM)

Odds are that Hillary Clinton won't be able to shoot at rabbits and toss back a few drinks during tonight's Democratic Debate, but I'm not 100% ruling it out. Those Pennsylvania voters won't pander to themselves, after all. (ABC, 8 PM)

Tonight's Top Chef takes the gang to a Bears game to tailgate and jinx their whole season. Way to go, jackasses. (Bravo, 10 PM)

The 20th (20th!) season of The Real World kicks off tonight, promising perhaps the most rageaholic season on record. I knew this whole Red Bull fad would have its consequences. (MTV, 10 PM)