The punch line to a whole lot of really good jokes, today's Beverly Hills 90210 rerun is the one where Brandon and Dylan decide to settle their differences in a Native American sweat lodge. Which was such a perfectly Brandon and Dylan method of problem-solving, particularly in that it didn't really solve their problems at all. (SOAP, 5 PM)

Models abroad! America's Next Top Model officially runs out of ideas as their once-a-season trip outside the country takes them to Italy yet again. Yes, it's Rome and not Milan, but it's not like any of these models knows the difference. On the other hand, the Italian setting does bring to mind thoughts of Shandi and her cheating ways. And that is never a bad thing. (CW, 8 PM)

It's over now, the inoffensive pop music of the night. One more American Idol finalist bites the dust, felled by the indomitable Andrew Lloyd Webber beast. (FOX, 9 PM)

The ads tell me that tonight's Law & Order marks Jesse L. Martin's last episode with the series. Poor Anita Van Buren, having to find a new rhythm of banter with yet another cop. ...She's still on the show, right? (NBC, 10 PM)

Top Chef continues its tour of Chicago's tourist attractions by taking a trip to Second City. Can't imagine what the comedians will find to make fun of in this group of pretentious, stupid-hat-wearing, fauxhawked wieners. (Bravo, 10 PM)

Last week's Real World promised a season full of violence and douchebaggery, and tonight's when they start paying that promise off. In assault charges. (MTV, 10 PM)

Wow, you know you've really stepped into the high-volume guest star period of Will & Grace when in two episodes you get Shoreh Aghdashloo, Britney Spears, and Wanda Sykes. And...Shoreh Aghdashloo? Right after that Oscar nomination? Uh, good call. (Lifetime, 10 PM)