Bravo's usually good for those early-morning marathons, and today you can check out Work Out. After this week's Project Runway news, Jackie Warner might have a shot at being the biggest thing on Bravo. ...But she probably won't. (Bravo, 10:30 AM)

I think I watched two full seasons of High School Reunion when it was on the old WB, and I still don't remember anything about it. Which is why I haven't been watching the new season on TV Land. But if I did feel like catching up, today's marathon would certainly come in handy. (TV Land, 9 AM and 5 PM)

Two and a half hours. TWO and a HALF hours. That's how long tonight's American Idol is scheduled to run. Rot in hell, "Idol Gives Back" charity telethon. (FOX, 7:30 PM)

Tonight's America's Next Top Model clip show promises a whole bunch of Claire vs. Dominique drama. How quickly we all forgot about Marvita vs. Fatima. (CW, 8 PM)

For those of you who listened to my recommendation to watch Best in Show and For Your Consideration, Waiting For Guffman should round out your week quite nicely. Yes, it's only Wednesday. Yes, this means I'm encouraging you to take the rest of the week off. (IFC, 9 PM)

The NHL's Stanley Cup Playoffs kick off tonight. As a hockey fan, I can say it's among the finest sporting events on the calendar. As a Buffalo Sabres fan, I can say that every one of these playoff teams can suck it hard. (Vs., 7 PM)