Since when did the ubernerd Sheldon become Southern California's answer to Dear Abby? The social awkward geek becomes a sounding board for both Penny and Leonard on the Big Bang Theory when the duo try to decide if they should go on a date. I'm guessing his advice is something like, "stick to your own species." (CBS, 8 PM)

Three people we really don't care about compete for viewer votes on the final performance of Dancing With the Stars. This is running a close second to Idol in the "I don't care who wins this crappy show, I don't really care about any of them" column this week. (ABC, 8 PM)

What the hell? They shot Booth (aka Angel) last week and then left us hanging... actually it was probably the least suspenseful Bones cliffhanger ever, because, it isn't like he's actually going to die or anything. They really should have left one of the squints in jeopardy... then I might have been nervous. Though I was mighty impressed at how handy Brennan is with a gun. She's got amazing aim and I wouldn't want to tangle with her. Maybe she'll get to shoot more people! (FOX, 8 PM) I don't know what is going on with House, but last week was so messed up and awesome and unbelievably trippy that I can't even imagine how they'll top that on tonight's season finale. I just hope that Wilson punches House over CTB. That'd really make my day. I'm apparently feeling violent today. (FOX, 9 PM) Can you keep a secret? We love Gossip Girl so much that we're really, really sad that tonight's the season ender. It is going to be a long summer without the bitchy antics of Georgina to keep us amused. (CW, 8 PM)