One can only hope there will be some crotch grabbing. Eh, probably not since Dancing With the Stars is a family show. But the pros will be ballroom dancing to a medley of Michael Jackson songs. Oh, I was going to make a joke about Samantha already being a zombie and set for the "Thriller" portion, but it just seemed too obvious. (ABC, 9 PM)

On a show where "you crazy bitch" is a term of endearment, in a season where someone has already been sent to jail, is it possible for The Bad Girls Club have a season finale that will be surprising and out of control? Hell yeah, if Tanisha has anything to say about it. The loudmouth pan banger and the rest of the gals are around for one last wild episode. Hold on to your hats. (Oxygen, 10 PM)

In the year's least anticlimactic episode of American Idol, Syesha, David and David sing three songs (one chosen by the producers, one by the judges, one they pick... same thing as every other year. Toughest part of the whole night is that Syesha is going to have to plaster a smile on her face and pretend like she doesn't know she's going home on Wednesday. (FOX, 8 PM)

Do you watch NCIS? If so can you please explain the appeal to me? I just don't really get it. Even hot guy from Dark Angel isn't enough to make me watch an episode. Maybe I'm just missing something. Well, if you do watch tonight someone is the only witness or something to a murder or whatever. (CBS, 8 PM)

I miss Extras. I really, really, really do. And the series finale was so beautifully crafted that I can't even think of a snarky thing to say about it. I mean a show that gets George Michael to poke fun at himself? Genius. Watch it if you haven't. Watch it again if you have. (HBO2, 3:30 PM)

If you are not a geek, or geekily inclined, you can just stop reading now. But if you like movies, video games or random pop culture junk, you need to be watching G4's Attack of the Show, I mostly watch for hot host Kevin who tells me how to use my iPod, but his co-host Olivia is rather sexy, if you swing that way. The duo go head-to-head all week in little head-to-head battles and well, in between all of the goofing around you might actually learn something, or not.