Gordon Ramsay: brilliant and misunderstood or mean and yell-y? Watch him turn all shades of red while ripping his aspiring chefs new assholes on Hell's Kitchen (Fox, 9 PM).

Joy! Today Bravo will be airing the entire season of the disgusting/scintillating Real Housewives of New York City, followed by the subsequent bitch-fest reunion, and then HURRAH. . . . . The Lost Footage (Bravo 9 PM). For those of us who didn't get enough of Ramona's wonky-eyed shenani-goats the first time. You know who you are!

In the spectrum of trashy made-for-TV movies, Casualties of Love: The Long Island Lolita Story (Lifetime, 9 PM) starring Alyssa Milano can only be described as EFFING CLASSIC. Do yourself a favor and TiVo this shit for posterity.

FLDS shit = endlessly fascinating. Tune into the 48 Hours Special: Polygamy - A World Apart ( CBS 10 PM) and pretend that you're conducting sociological research rather than just being totally voyeuristic.

Everyone's favorite ripped lezz Jackie introduces her squeamish mom to her new girlfriend on a new episode of Work Out (Bravo, 10 PM). Am I alone in thinking that homophobia is, like, so '87?