Jerry Lee Lewis likes to unwind by watching old episodes of Gunsmoke (TV Land, 3 PM). You will never be as cool as him, but you can sure try!

WE, otherwise known as the network obsessed with female criminals, will be airing the quintessential ugly-for-cred flick Monster (WE, 3:30PM). After viewing, you'll never hear be able to listen to "Crimson and Clover" the same way.

Get your homo on watching the 19th Annual GLAAD Media Awards (Bravo, 7 PM). Ahh, gay awards. They grow up so fast!

Has anyone else watched anything on that Planet Green channel? Sounds kinda pretench to me. But I have to say I might tune in to Tom Bergeron's Supper Club (GRN, 5 PM) -- who knew that guy had a supper club?! -- just to find out what the eff Forbidden Risotto is.

What's Eating Gilbert Grape (HBO, 6 PM) is a fine indie film starring hot-as-always Johnny Depp. Leonardo DiCaprio plays a retarded dude, and somewhat tellingly, he is very convincing.

Admit it: You've been waiting your whole life for the premiere of Dance Machine (ABC, 8 PM).

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