That Justin Timberlake movie Alpha Dog (HBO2, 8 PM) is on tonight, if you'd like to be the only person you know who's seen it.

I didn't know this show existed before today, but according to my friend Google, the producers of American Idol are behind Can You Duet (CMT, 8 PM), the search for the next great country duo. Apparently if you win this competition, you don't just get saddled with 19 Entertainment, you get saddled with some Nashville version of David Archuleta too.

You know what country has a lot of money? Brunei. How much, you ask? Well I have no idea because I'm barely literate, but that's what E! is for. Forbes Top 20 Young Royals (E! 9 PM) tallies exactly how many hot tubs full of gold-flecked cottage cheese and other insanely rich things Prince Azim of Brunei and other nations' royals go through each week.

For some, light-hearted fare, 20/20 (ABC, 10 PM) treats us all to the story of a bipolar man who murdered his twin daughters. And you thought your dad was a dick.

If you and your friends are planning a heist, assassination or other felony, Rich and Reckless (TruTV, 10 PM) should set you straight on how not to go about it.

If you're around at 10 PM tonight, you should check out MTV's "Best Movie of the Year" and kickin' space robots party Transformers (Cinemax, 10 PM). Because Michael Bay could use the money.