Has anyone else noticed that The Bachelorette (ABC, 8 PM) is two hours long? Has it always been this way? If so, why?

I really hope Hitler and the Occult (NGC, 8 PM) is just about Hitler predicting the future short-lived success of The O.C. and all the Myspace fan groups it spawned. Maybe he did. You don't know.

Top Gear (BBCA, 8 PM) is on tonight, and I'm told it's not a reality competition show for car parts like I originally thought.

Did you guys hear they got Lawrence Kasdan to write the Nora's Hair Salon sequel, Nora's Hair Salon 2: A Cut Above (BET, 8 PM)? I know, me either!

Atheist party '08! House (Fox, 9 PM) tries to kill himself a few times just to prove there's nothing going on after death. And I think there's someone in a wheelchair who might need medical assistance or something, but mostly it's all about House's soapbox.

New Mole (ABC, 10 PM) tonight! I know I was throwing accusations around about the cheerleader last week, but this week my money's on that Ali girl!