Which Gomer will DeAnna choose in the end? The race continues on The Bachelorette (ABC, 8PM) this week, as one woman scorned takes out her aggression on a bunch of dumb, fame-hungry boys pretending to love her for a chance at a People cover.

Popular music channel (and excellent indicator of why the terrorists hate us) MTV will be airing Sweet 16 Blingest Bash Countdown (MTV, 8PM), a mini-marathon of the most insanely spoiled and horrifying My Super Sweet 16 appearances of all time.

Isn't it disenchanting when a Leprechaun you think you know makes a couple movies, gets successful and seems to forget where he came from? Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha Hood (BET, 8PM) is a tears-and-laughter look at a Leprechaun's road home. Wait -- am I thinking of Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins? Yeah, nevermind.

Culinary genius Anthony Bourdain takes his journal and sarcasm to Romania this Monday on No Reservations (The Travel Channel, 9PM), land of ex-pat Commies, vampire tales and probably some other very nice things. In other news, Punk Rock, Heroin and Borscht would make an excellent Anthony Bourdain biography title.

Some things that are missing: Jimmy Hoffa, The Holy Grail, The City of Atlantis, and the next Elle Woods. Never fear! Haylie Duff is on the case where that last item is concerned. Legally Blonde: The Search for Elle Woods (MTV, 10PM) follows Haylie and a camera crew as they scour the world for blonde girls who wish they were Elle Woods. Godspeed, Haylie.

Squeeeeeal!!! The Mole (ABC, 10PM) is back, allowing all of us Ian Fleming-loving couch potatoes a chance to play spy caper from the comfort of our own living rooms. Ahh, it's almost as good as having Alias back. Almost. Without actually being anything like that at all. I'm sad now.