In Mary Murphy news, So You Think You Can Dance (Fox, 8 PM) finally gets down to business with the top 20 tonight. Do you ever think Mary Murphy is like our generation's Joyce Brothers, popping up on a million different reality shows like she does? No? That's just me? OK, fine.

Howdy, partners! Farmer Wants a Wife (CW, 9 PM) enters its 9 billionth week tonight, which is something akin to 50 hog years, buckaroos! Oh god, I need to be stopped.

Ferocious African Crocodiles (Animal Planet, 9PM) is also on tonight. I don't know what it's about, do you?
You can watch the Celebrity Circus (NBC, 9:30 PM) premiere if you want, but I bet it won't be anywhere near as good as when DJ Tanner mastered the trapeze in the '90s. And by "mastered", I of course mean, "fell down a lot" for my "amusement".

She's Got the Look (TV Land, 10 PM) is so good I can't even tell you, and I want to slap each and every person who isn't watching it. Think Models, Inc. but with older, more desperate Aaron Spelling characters plucked from real life. Brilliant.

Mark my words: if Lisa wins the Top Chef (Bravo, 10 PM) title there are going to be riots that will make Beirut look like a Montessori school.