We all already know how I feel about Baby Borrowers (NBC, 8 PM).

If you're not voting for Comfort every week on So You Think You Can Dance (Fox, 8 PM) you really need to start.

Farmer Wants a Wife (CW, 9 PM) is finally over! It just makes me want to put on a feedbag and cry tears of joy into a tractor.

People, take this seriously, because tonight is practically a national holiday. Rooster McConaughey's Jed Clampett reality show Black Gold (TruTV, 10 PM) premieres tonight! Hide your daughters!

It's 2004 and 2005 night on I Love the New Millenium (VH1, 9 PM). Hey, do y'all remember "Nipplegate"? That was crazy!

Shear Genius (Bravo, 10 PM) is back for Season 2. I don't even care that this show is a straight up piece of trash -- Jaclyn Smith is fabulous. Hopefully every stylist in Manhattan will watch and learn how not to give me "The Rachel" when I ask for "just some layers."