Set your TiVos -- the latest network competition show is about to run out of crazies. So You Think You Can Dance (Fox, 8 PM) concludes its audition rounds tonight with one last gasp of fatties and halfway-house escapees failing miserably to impress Mary and Nigel.

Speaking of crazies, Bridezillas: Best of Season 4 (WE, 8 PM) airs tonight, and if that grown woman who disowned her daughter for an unemployed man who stood her up at the altar and then eloped with him anyway the next day isn't included in this greatest hits, I'm going to write an angry letter.

In my opinion, many people forget that Kurt Russell is a) the Messiah, and b) a proficient on-screen ass-kicker on par with your Bruce Willises and Will Smiths. Don't believe me? Watch him not give a fuck about your president in Escape from New York (AMC, 8 PM) tonight.

Hey, they were naked and talking about it last week on Real World: Hollywood (MTV, 10 PM), maybe there will be a repeat performance this week. At the very least, if you're in the market for a hot tub, they have a very nice one. You should tune in and try to spot the make and model.

The final four take a trip to Puerto Rico and the next step towards the win on this week's Top Chef (Bravo, 10 PM) More importantly, Lisa has new, not as gross hair(!) but is still the biggest bitch in the history of television.

In shock of the century news, it turns out the criminalization of marijuana was actually pretty arbitrary and not really based on anything scientific. Hooked: Illegal Drugs and How They Got That Way: Marijuana (History, 10 PM) explains the whole messy ordeal so cops can feel worse and you can feel better, stoners.