So You Think You Can Dance (Fox, 8 PM) results episodes are the most heart-wrenching things you'll experience all summer. As I've said before, if they try to send Comfort home I'm going to chain myself to the post office in an act of civil disobedience. Because there oughtta be a law.

Monster Garage (TLC, 8 PM) is still on? Cool.

Please, please, pleeease start watching Burn Notice (USA, 10 PM) if you're not already. I swear it's really good, and starting tonight Battlestar's sexiest cylon Tricia Helfer joins the cast! What, you're not into evil robots or sexy spies? What else don't you like? Freedom? Literacy? Little babies wearing mini-sunglasses? You're the worst.

The most consistently entertaining reality show on the planet, Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List (Bravo, 10 PM), just keeps chuggin' along, now with more Rosie!

Hear ye, hear ye! I don't like Swingtown (CBS, 10 PM) and you can't make me like it! (Door slam.)

The blink-and-you'll-miss-it brief Reno 911! (Comedy Central, 10:30 PM) season comes to a close tonight with the officers making a patriotic parade float that will probably be highly racist and hi-larious.