So You Think You Can Dance (Fox, 8 PM) results are in! Oh, and please god, no more Celine Dion songs. Can we do something about all the Celine Dion songs on this show?

I'd imagine the only thing that could give me scarier nightmares than Damages is a show called 10 Deadliest Sharks (Discovery, 8 PM).

Michael's getting himself thrown in jail on Burn Notice (USA, 10 PM) tonight! He's like Ernest with a gun!

Flashpoint (CBS, 10 PM) beat the hell out of Swingtown and assumed its time slot and I'm glad!

The last installment of Hopkins (ABC, 10 PM) airs tonight. Great, now what am I supposed to do? Not become a crying hysterical mess every Thursday night?

Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List (Bravo, 10 PM) is new tonight, even though Kathy's face is melting.