If you're still watching Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? (Fox, 8 PM), then let me tell solve the mystery for you: you're not.

It's elimination time on So You Think You Can Dance (Fox, 9 PM). All I can say is, thank god Comfort has a new partner!

I spend a lot of my free time trashing My Boys (TBS, 9:30 PM), but Nia Vardalos, one my very favorite guilty pleasures, is guest-starring on it tonight, so I will be gulping down a giant glass of pride and tuning in to show my support. But like, totally begrudgingly.

The fearless cancer doctor docu-drama Hopkins (ABC, 10 PM) continues to turn me into a weepy mess week after week.

How the lucky bastards in this week's Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List (Bravo, 10 PM) got her to officiate their wedding I will never know, but I'm never going to stop being jealous.

The deputies go to acting school this week on Reno 911! (Comedy Central, 10:30 PM). Expect a lot of blank stares at Dangle's Meisner jokes.