They're making over "Shlumpadinkas" on Oprah (ABC, 4 PM)! I know! I don't know either!

Ain't nothing going to top that 10-year-old who beat the crap out of her dad on last week's America's Got Talent (NBC, 9 PM).

The good thing about Benjamin Bratt's new series The Cleaner (A&E, 10 PM) is that it's not based on Cedric the Entertainer's Code Name: The Cleaner.

Fonzworth Bentley will be turning 14 self-proclaimed "gangsters" into old timey upperclassmen on a reality show called From G's to Gents (MTV, 10 PM) tonight. Just sounds like something you'd be interested in, ya old-fashioned so and so!

Jeff makes Jenny cry on Flipping Out (Bravo, 10 PM) tonight! Let's kill him!

Hurl! (G4, 10 PM) is a show about people eating too much and then throwing up on TV. Just sounds like something you'd be interested in, ya old-fashioned bulimic!