I know the title is just a suggestion, but if the American Gladiators competing on Celebrity Family Feud (NBC, 8 PM) means they're all related to each other, then that's the scariest effing family of all time.

I don't watch Wipeout because I'm very highbrow. Now if you'll excuse me, the 19 Bridezillas episodes on my DVR aren't going to watch themselves.

Angel really wants you to watch America's Got Talent (NBC, 9 PM) even though it's a piece of hell. Please don't take it personally.

It's Hell's Kitchen (Fox, 9 PM) finale night! Go abuse your employees in celebration!

Crazy like a fox Jeff Lewis discovers what's on his hidden assistant-cams on tonight's Flipping Out (Bravo, 10 PM), and according to the promo, it's even worse than he thought! This probably means the culprits have been defiantly stocking Evian with the labels facing all different directions or something, but still. That kind of thing is traumatic for Jeff.

How is Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood (Oxygen, 10 PM) over already? Didn't it just start? Anyway, season finale's tonight, and Sylar from Heroes allegedly makes a cameo. Yay.