Wayne's World 2 (Comedy Central, Saturday, 4 PM) is infinitely superior to its predecessor for the following line alone: "I had to beat them to death with their own shoes."

200 Pound Tumor (DHC, Saturday, 11 PM) is on tonight. I wonder what it's about.

Christopher Walken's going to put google eyes on plants on SNL (NBC, Saturday, 11:30) tonight. Because "you need to know where you stand with them at all times."

Put on your best taffeta, shake yourself a martini and unlock all your doors, there's a Mad Men (AMC, Sunday, 12 PM) marathon today!

Tweens will fight to the death to be in the next High School Musical in High School Musical: Get in the Picture (ABC, Sunday, 8 PM). It's also hosted by Nick Lachey, who has no dignity left.

The 2008 ESPY Awards (ESPN, Sunday, 9 PM,) is on tonight, if you happen to know anyone who likes awards that exist even though they should not.