The Undertaker finally returns to WWE Friday Night Smackdown (CW, 8 PM) after being wrongly exiled! It's a good thing our justice system doesn't play by Smackdown rules, or everything would be all messed up.

Jaws: The Revenge (MNT, 8 PM) is the one where Brody's wife is psychically connected to the shark for no reason, and it is really quite something. Plus, the very serious film critics over at Wikipedia have deemed it one of the worst movies ever made! Seriously, they hate it as much as Who's Your Caddy!

I didn't know the Shear Genius spin-off Tabatha's Salon Takeover (Bravo, 8 PM) had even started yet, but there's a re-run of what may have possibly been the first episode on tonight if you like frosty ladies who are oddly particular about salon decor.

I have a hunch that Haunted New England (Travel, 9 PM) is less about the presence of ghosts than it is about mistaking really white people for ghosts.

You're home on your couch on a Friday night. Chances are Celebrity Crises: 10 Most Shocking Mental Disorders (E!, 9 PM) is the only thing I can find that will make you feel normal.

New Psych (USA, 10 PM) tonight!