I have no idea why, but VH1 is airing a Timothy Dalton Bond movie mini-marathon (VH1, 4 PM) tonight and it's going to be hilarious.

Now that all those Democrats are done convening, you're free to focus on the only thing that really counts in the political world with E!'s 15 Most Shocking Political Sex Scandals (E!, 8 PM).

I never thought I'd see a real show with a pornier name than Real Vice Cops Uncut, but I have to say Animal Planet has really outdone themselves with Untamed and Uncut (Animal Planet, 8 PM).

Extreme Mindblowing Hotels (Travel, 8 PM) sounds like I'll finally get the video tour of that Swedish Ice Hotel I've been dreaming of my entire life! You can go inside and pretend you're Bumble from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer - but in Swedish!

The Soup (E!, 10 PM) is one of the few shows on television that rarely disappoints. Why am I so obsessed with E! all of a sudden?

And Swingtown (CBS, 10 PM) continues to sulk in its network-mandated Friday night timeslot tonight.