I hate the goddamn Olympics (NBC, 8 PM), so this one goes out to my girl Angel, who is psychotically (I say that with love) obsessed with them. People from all! Over! The! World! Will be doing gymnastics, swimming, beach volleyball, and diving, aaaaaaall night long, baby. Let's hope their countries don't kill their families too bad if they lose (I'm looking at you, Sweden).

Someone explain to me how Big Brother 10 (CBS, 9 PM) can possibly be on as many times a week as it is. Who is clamoring for a hundred BB episodes per week?! Tell me who! I'll fight 'em all!

I thought Eureka (USA, 9 PM) would be lame, but I caught en episode last week and it was actually pretty endearing. No jokes here, just a recommendation.

I don't think it's unpatriotic to watch Boyz N the Hood (VH1, 9 PM) instead of the Olympics. Plus, they play dominoes in it, and for all I know that's an Olympic sport too now, just like Trampoline is. And don't even get me started on the sob stories. Actually, it's pretty much the exact same thing as the Olympics when you think about it.

Why was I not notified that there was an Ice Road Truckers (History, 9 PM) episode called "Highway Maggots"? My Tivo should really know to record things with titles like that by now.

It's aired a billion times before, but I still find Demetri Martin. Person. (Comedy Central, 10 PM) funny every time I watch it.