It's a slow TV night when I'm notifying you about a new Deal or No Deal (NBC, 8 PM) episode.

The premiere of America's Toughest Jobs (NBC, 9 PM) is tonight, and blogging is not one of them, surprisingly.

I Want to Work for Diddy (MTV, 9 PM) continues to reinforce my convictions that I most certainly do not.

The Democratic National Convention (ABC, CBS, NBC, 10 PM) is happening tonight, for all you people who care about the real news.

The bright side of a new The Hills (MTV, 10 PM) episode is that it means we're one step closer to this season of The Hills being over.

Tonight's Weeds (Showtime, 10 PM) episode is entitled "Head Cheese," which is confusing because they own a cheese shop, but head cheese is meat, so have they been diversifying or is this some awful pun about Nancy being "head cheese" of the cheese shop?