E! brings us another one of its high-brow specials, 25 Hottest Hollywood Cougar Tales (E!, 3 PM). Who here thinks it's time we retire that term? MILF has a much better ring.

I admit I had no interest in seeing the inspired fan-shot Beastie Boys concert film Awesome: I F...in' Shot That (Showtime, 6:15PM) but after being forced against my will to see it in theaters, I can attest that it's actually really, um, f...in' awesome. Even if you aren't a die hard BB fan, you will dig it. Or my name isn't Nathaniel Hornblower.

Tonight's installment of Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmerman (Travel, 8 PM), otherwise known as This Guy Will Use Any Excuse To Eat Animal Testicles, focuses on Iceland, where the national specialty is putrefied shark and - surprise, surprise! -- sheep balls.

The only reason to watch I Want To Work For Diddy (VH1, 9 PM) is for the sassy, fabulous and - dare I say it? - fierce trannie Laverne, who should win and also be my new best friend and also be the president.

Guess what I'm totally not gonna watch? Paranormal State (A&E, 10 PM), the terrifying-ass show that documents real-life encounters with ghosts and monsters and crap. Tonight's episode chronicles a family's run-in with a lady vampire. Umm, thank you no.

Crap! I totally forgot that I was supposed to be keeping up with The Middleman (ABC Family, 10 PM). Matt Keesler is such a dreamboat, plus he kills monsters! My hero!