If you're not familiar with the Duggars family, they are an Arkansas clan of super-breeders, with two parents, 17 kids, and number 18 on the way. So, naturally their family album is going to make Atlas Shrugged look like the novelization of Son of the Mask. This warrants a show! (Duggars' Big Family Album, Saturday, Discovery Health, 1 PM)

And you thought your wedding was white trash? Please, these people on Biggest Redneck Wedding Ever (Saturday, CMT, 8 PM) had Tom fricking Arnold for a wedding planner.

Sabado Gigante (Saturday, Univision, 8 PM) is one of those three-hour, weekly extravaganzas that is amazing entertainment no matter what language you speak. Sequined dwarves and back-flipping Chihuahuas are the universal language of man, amigos.

The movie Dave (Sunday, Oxygen, 2:30 PM) is delightful, but I don't understand how Aaron Sorkin didn't write it. Either he ghost wrote it under an alias, or it's really, really good Sorkin fan-fiction, which makes me sad that my 11th grade "Will, Chris and Dave say Sports Night be damned! We're starting a book club!" FF didn't become a Kevin Kline movie.

Is it wrong that I love Memphis from Big Brother 10 (Sunday, CBS, 8 PM) solely because his name allows me to use "Memphis Bleak" as a headline every time something bad happens to him?

The new Mad Men (Sunday, A&E, 10 PM) episode is called "Maidenform," so it's probably all about brassieres. Take a drink every time Peggy looks embarrassed.