Hey all you guys with pixie fetishes out there, make sure you TiVo Winter Passing (ENCR3, 5 PM) starring elvin fantasy girl Zooey Deschanel. It's pretty ok, even with Will Ferrell trying real hard to make his "I'm in an indie movie" face.

What? There are even more celeb gaffes than the ones E! documented in its riveting 101Celebrity Oops!?? 101 more? How is this possible? Newsflash, I guess those celebs are just friggin dumb-asses. Revel in their idiocy with 101 Even Bigger Celebrity Oops! (E!, 5 PM)

I honestly don't know how any episode of The Gong Show with Dave Attell (Comedy Central, 10 PM) is ever gonna top the one where one of their guests was a woman who calls herself Queen LaQueefa. But I'm prepared to be pleasantly surprised.

A new Ace of Cakes (Food Network, 10 PM)! Food porn and tattoos and Baltimore! Oh my!

Ok I know that some people here don't like cartoons. And to those people I say: shut up! I happened upon this rad show called Total Drama Island (Cartoon Network, 9 PM) when I was too lazy to change the channel after watching The Misadventures of Flapjack the other day. It's a spoof on Survivor you guys, but animated! See, it's not just for kids!

I can say, after watching the premiere episode of The Cho Show (VH1, 11 PM) last week, that much like Cho's stand-up, it's pretty hilarious, except for the parts where she gets all weepy and preachy and crap. Then I just want to smack a ho.