OMG you guys, I am watching The Morning Show with Mike & Juliet (Fox, 9 AM) from now on in the desperate hope that another Spaghetti Cat incident takes place.

Is AMC having a Crazy Ho's marathon or something? First up there's Basic Instinct (AMC, 3 PM) and then there's Fatal Attraction (AMC, 5:30 PM) right after. Oh, I know! They're having a Michael Douglas Is Attracted to Crazy Ho's marathon.

If you've always wondered how the eff Mork and Mindy (WGNSAT, 8 PM) became a marginally successful TV show, you can watch the pilot and search for clues to this age-old question. Good luck!

Ted Allen finally puts that "gum lasts seven years in your stomach if you swallow it" myth to rest. Or does he? Find out by watching a new episode of Food Detectives (Food Network, 9:00 PM).

I'm trying to get into Million Dollar Listing (Bravo, 10 PM) the way I got into Flipping Out. It's not happening so far because there's no Jeff Lewis, but I do appreciate that the main dude Chad sort of has a Jason Schwartzman thing going. That counts for something in my loins -- er, book.

Yay, edu-tainment! Tonight on an episode of Evolve (History, 10 PM), nerds discuss how sex is, like, essential to the propagation of the human race. Ya think?