I'm still brimming with rage over the fabulous Kelli being ousted from Project Runway (Bravo, 9 PM) last week, but it's not like I'm going to stop watching. It just makes me sad she didn't get to experience RuPaul week -- which just happens to be tonight -- and stupid Blayne, who needs to be locked in a tanning bed for life, does!

Ghost Hunters International (Sci Fi, 9 PM) is visiting "Dracula's Castle" tonight, which... waitaminute, Dracula's real?!

20/20 Sex Myths (WE, 9 PM) is full of answers to useful questions like "Do blondes really have more fun?" and "If you have sex while pregnant, will the fetus get stabbed in the face?" So, you know, tell all the dumbest people you know it's gonna be on.

I bet the Scott Baio Biography (A&E, 9 PM) is a lot more compelling (read: he banged a lot of famous chicks) than the Erik Estrada (who likely topped out at second base with a Loving regular, which... is more than I can say for myself) Biography that airs directly after it.

Real Vice Cops Uncut (Spike 10 PM) sure is pornily named.

What the hell is Family Foreman (TV Land, 10 PM) and since when does TV Land make original series?