You bet your ass I'm setting my alarm for 10 AM on a Saturday morning to watch Danielle Steel's Mixed Blessings (WE, Saturday, 10 AM).

If you've missed Benjamin Bratt's new series, The Cleaner (A&E, Saturday, 1 PM), and are a Benjamin Bratt super fan and/or a drug intervention enthusiast, you can catch a three-hour marathon to get up to speed.

Remember Flightplan (FX, Saturday, 3 PM)? It was that one where Jodie Foster was all, "Where's Julia?!" in the trailer. Anyway, that's on. I remember there's a cool part where they go to Paris. I could be thinking of something else though.

I feel like Big Brother 10 (CBS, Sunday 8 PM) is on every single day.

OMG pre-season football (NBC, Sunday, 8 PM)!!! The Colts p0wn the Redskins! Peyton party at my house!

Speaking of straight guy things, Pamela Anderson is on the TV (Pam: Girl on the Loose, E!, Sunday, 10 PM)!